The Land Of Sludge And Thunder
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

ariaste:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD

ariaste:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD

thirtyone-eightnine:

kinder-der-angst:

even if if you’re not religious, show appreciation and respect when people say they’re going to pray for you. no need to be a huge asshole about it.

Seriously it’s like the nicest sentiment ever. Basically what you’re saying is “I am asking the highest power I can think of to intervene on your behalf”

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

When my sister and I were watching Raw some time ago, she made a remark implying that most of her fanbase are likely to consist of pedophiles (which I can sort of see considering she dresses and acts like the fourteen year old girl loitering inside the hot topic at the mall.)

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp